This is so funny to me, I just had to share it. Humorix has a fake news story, "SCO's Hometown Declares State of Emergency." You'll have to go there to read it all, but here's how it starts:
LINDON, UTAH -- The City of Lindon issued a disaster declaration today after the first tractor-trailer arrived delivering documents from IBM as part of the discovery process in the SCO case.
I thought the part about the uncompressed TIF images was a nice touch.